Dogs are very very honest you never see pretence.
You rarely see Chihuahuas leap a 10 foot fence
You always find Dalmatians that wear a spotty coat
never ever seen one looking like an elephant or goat.
A poodle never ever dress up to look like a great Dane
For poodle love that poodle look, so poodles look the same.
Dogs are true and faithful and never tell you lies
If they have plans to bite you – they tell you with their eyes
If doggy wants to love you, it tells you with it’s tail
They never care just who you are, or rich, poor, strong or frail.
I still remain quite handsome, although I’ve lost my teeth.
My head remains most elegant, to my personal relief
my hair remains a golden dowdy, though, refreshingly brief.
I’m best described athletic, slim and tall, gyrate
with an agile, bouncy, if not slightly hobbled gait.
With a coloring of eyes that make a blue sky look quite wrong.
I smile just like a sunrise, that lasts the whole day long.
With intelligence and an IQ that double figures match
and Wittiness so lightning fast that few can ever catch
My integrity’s unquestioned my honesty’s intact
I can’t be bought without hard cash, and that’s a well known fact.
I smell like fresh spring flowers, I’m simply a wonderful surprise.
You never ever catch me exaggerating, telling fibs, or lies.