I still remain quite handsome, although I’ve lost my teeth.
My head remains most elegant, to my personal relief
my hair remains a golden dowdy, though, refreshingly brief.

I’m best described athletic, slim and tall, gyrate
with an agile, bouncy, if not slightly hobbled gait.

With a coloring of eyes that make a blue sky look quite wrong.
I smile just like a sunrise, that lasts the whole day long.

With intelligence and an IQ that double figures match
and Wittiness so lightning fast that few can ever catch

My integrity’s  unquestioned my honesty’s intact
I can’t be bought without hard cash, and that’s a well known fact.

I smell like fresh spring flowers, I’m simply  a wonderful surprise.
You never ever catch me exaggerating, telling fibs, or lies.