Survival

  **Traveling Through Trouble**
As I embarked on my journey through this unknown country, a sudden ‘pop’ Startled me. The steering of my trusty bicycle wheel wobbled, and I pulled to a stop, my heart racing. Glancing into my saddle bag, dread washed over me—I didn’t have a spare Tube or a puncture outfit.
Recalling the mantra, every Australian learns about travelling in the bush,

“Don’t go wandering off. Stay where you are.”

I settled down, calm and collected. I had a flask of water, and while dehydration loomed in my thoughts, the day wasn’t scorching, allowing me to maintain my composure. Being savvy about the land is essential for survival, I reminded myself. Yet, as I surveyed my surroundings, unease crept in. The trees seemed foreign, the shrubs unfamiliar. Old-timers had warned me about the perils of every different landscape, and now I understood their wisdom. I resolved to stay put—
it was the right decision. After what felt like an eternity, I heard the distant hum of an engine. My excitement surged; I strained to identify if it was a motorbike or a helicopter. I removed the front tyre, gathered some leaves, and sparked a fire without losing a moment. Within ten minutes, a thick plume of black smoke spiralled skyward, a beacon of hope visible for miles—a survival trick I had picked up from Old Timers, experienced in Bush Survival.
Before long, a lone policeman appeared, pedalling up towards me on his bicycle. With a strong English accent, he pulled out his notebook and said, “It is against the law to light fires in Hyde Park.” His serious tone clashed hilariously with the absurdity of my situation, and I chuckled at the irony.
Travel can lead to unexpected circumstances, but sometimes, the unplanned moments create the most memorable stories.

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Blue Jean UTILITY BELT  (or any other colour
A hole in the knee of your old blue jeans?
A pair of scissors to separate the belt from the pockets.
 
HEY PRESTO, a nudist utility belt (can be worn over existing clothing). Perfect for the hobby builder in a Queensland summer (in the shade)
 
The beauty of this belt is that the wearer can maneuver the pockets to suit their purpose. For example, a pocket full of nails can be positioned at the front, left/right, or rear.
The nails, screws, whatever can remain in the pocket for when you resume work. (no need to remember where the nails are.)
 
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THE CHANCE – short childrens story.

THE CHANCE.

An Australian Fairy story for children and adults alike.

Featuring an extremely wise owl, a not-so-wise but quite gullible Wallaby, and a very upset platypus. Also, A Bilby that was trodden on by a Wild Brumby and a Bower Bird that lost a shiny object. All ends well for young Wallaby and a new friend when young Wallaby discovers the chance of a lifetime.

The Owl could have been either the King or the Queen of the forest, but none of the other animals
that lived in ‘Owls Wood’ knew if the Owl was a male or a female. Some creatures thought that perhaps another Owl would have known if Owl was a boy or girl. But there were no other owls in the forest, and if there were, nobody had ever seen it. Some of the wiser animals said they had never known Owl to lay an egg; some thought this was significant.

At one time, Red Kangaroo plucked up the courage to ask, “Have you ever laid an egg?”
There were many eager ears and eyes that day, Watching and listening, eager for answers to the question. King or Queen? Owl merely agreed that eggs could be “excellent for breakfast”.

This remark neither added nor subtracted to the male or female question. The truth was that unless you were another Owl, it was extremely tricky to know these things.
The only sure thing forest animals knew was that Owl was very old and wise. And demonstratively more knowledgeable than any of the other forest animals.
Owls’ peculiarities were that They usually ate little creatures, like insects, spiders, earthworms, snails and crabs, fish, reptiles, and small birds. Some Owls eat mainly mice, shrews, and voles.

The particular Owl that ruled this forest was strange because Owls did not like to eat friends. Owl preferred to eat Porridge. “Porridge is excellent on icy mornings.” That’s what Owl always said.

None of the animals cared much about what other Owls ate, so everyone was happy. Although… Porridge never grew in the forest, so it was quite a mystery to the other animals where Owl got it from.

Owl was ‘Extremely’ intelligent. This is precisely what Owl told everybody. To prove this point, Owl invented an entirely new colour one afternoon.

Wally discovered this when he asked Owl what he was doing perched on a tree branch, staring into space. “I am inventing a new colour, ” Owl replied.

“what colour is it?” asked Wally. It would seem that Wally had forgotten how silly it was to ask Owl questions. But Wally had asked, and it was proper that Wally should suffer the consequences.

Owl puffed out chest feathers and arrogantly said, “My dear Wally, I am vastly more intelligent than you. I can see and understand complex concepts that your small mind could never grasp. On even the merest physical level, you can barely jump. On a purely intellectual level, you can hardly hop. I can fly and soar above you, on both physical and intellectual levels, above and beyond anything you could possibly dream” Then Owl continued with, “Wally, I sometimes wonder about the imagination and awe you must feel every time we encounter one another. Tell me, young Wallaby, when you look at me … What do you see?”.

“I see one crazy bird”, answered Wally.

Wallaby was perfectly correct in his assessment of the Owl. The Owl was indeed as nutty as a fruit cake and every other animal in the forest, and like every other animal in the forest, Wally accepted the Owl’s superb intelligence as a powerful contribution to the forest and its inhabitants’ whole existence of the forest and its inhabitants. Wally wondered what the new colour might look like and secretly hoped that one day he might get a glimpse of it.

At this precise point, Owl announced, “BY MY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL CREATE A CHANCE FOR EVERY CREATURE IN THE FOREST.” And then the Owl actually did; Owl created a huge chance. At least, he said he did. The most peculiar consequence was that young Wally actually believed him, but he never [properly understood exactly where his chance was.

“Where is it?” Asked Wally

It was quite well known that Wally was a little bit gullible. This was most likely because he was quite young. He was a lively and enthusiastic animal, but sometimes, he was inclined to jump first without knowing where he was going to land.

For this very same reason, Wally believed in the chance that Owl had invented. Wally wanted to see the chance very badly.

Owl told Wally that he could find his chance down beside the river.

There had been many occasions when Wally’s Mother had shaken her head in despair when Wally accidentally hopped into another Gum Tree; while Wally’s mother was watching him, she regularly shouted at him, ” WALLY! You never had a chance.”

Now, things would be different. The wise Old Owl had given Wallaby a very lovely ‘Chance’. WALLY did not intend to lose it.

Wally had not travelled far before coming across a young Pattypus with his sister. The two platypi were playing in the river, frolicking, splashing, and causing quite a ruckus. Suddenly, Young Platypus called out to his sister, ” Look, Sister! I am getting very big, and I can even swim to the bottom of the river and fetch a big rock now: Big Platypus quickly stopped what she was doing and floated to the surface. She began to watch her young brother as he prepared to dive to the bottom of the river. The Big Sister suddenly surged forward and pushed the young Platypus out of the way.

“It is too deep,” she shouted. I will get the rock for you.” Without waiting for even a second, she disappeared under the water. Little Platypus threw himself down on the bank of the river. He looked at Wally and then down on the ground. ” I wanted to get my own rock. My big sister never gives me a chance. “

“A Chance?” Wally asked. He was starting to understand that the woods he lived in were full of different chances. Chances he had never dreamed existed. It seemed to Wally that chances were everywhere, but even if he looked very hard, sometimes they were very difficult to see.

“NO!” cried young Platypus. “She never gives me a chance.”

Wally pondered momentarily at this discovery and decided to get back to finding his chance. It seemed to Wally that looking at everybody else’s chances was a bit silly while he had his own chance to discover.

Wally set off hopping again, leaving Young Plattypus to sulk quietly.

It was only after a short distance that Wally encountered a horrible accident. Mr Bilby had been hurt. It had been very sudden. A brumby that had been trotting along a narrow pathway that winds its way to the river had accidentally trodden on Mr Bilby. Mr Bilby’s leg was very sore.

“It all happened so quickly,” said Mrs Bilby, who was in tears. One minute, he was happily sunbaking in the short grass; the next minute, it was all over. It is all very upsetting. “He never had a chance,” wailed Mrs Bilby.


Quite Naturally, Wally was in total shock and had to sit in the shade for a few minutes. It was only now that Wally started to realise how important it was to have a chance. Wally had seen the result first-hand of what could happen, simply because Mr Bilby never had one. Mr Bilby ‘never had a Chance’.

It was quite a long while before Mrs Bilby’s friends found her. Wally felt it was about time to leave.

A short time later, Wally found himself sitting in the afternoon sun in a very comfortable place on a hill near the river. A sprinkling of shade from a big Gum Tree made it an excellent place to view along the river in search of his chance. Wally began looking left and right into the grass along the river bank, the trees, and even the clouds.

Wally thought it was essential to check out the clouds; it seemed pretty sensible. If you do not know the appearance of what you are looking for, then it might easily be missed. If you thought you were looking for something big and round and it was small and furry – maybe even floating- then missing it would be easy. Wally did not see anything that looked even remotely like a chance.


It was not long before Miss Wallaby came hopping into the small clearing. “Hello”, said Miss Wallaby. When she Wally.

“Hello,” said Wally, adding,” I am looking for my chance. Owl told me that there is one somewhere down here by the river for me. I intend to find it.”

Miss Wallaby was a little bit suspicious of Wally but thought she ought to find out precisely what Wally was talking about.

“What does it look like?” asked Miss Wallaby. I expect it is very beautiful,” said Wally. ” I expect it is,” said Miss Wallaby.

“Did you know that Big Platypus never gives chances to Little Platypus?”. Wally asked suddenly.

“No, really?” said Miss Wallaby

“Yes, and now she seems sad” Wally paused momentarily.

“And did you know that Mr Bilby never had one either? Mrs Bilby told me he never had a chance”.

“NO!” said Miss Wallaby.

“Well he didn’t, Now his leg hurts.” Wally shed a small tear.

They sat quietly under the shade of a Gum tree, thinking about Mrs Bilby.


It was about this time that Bower Bird was searching for something pretty to decorate his new nest. This was something he did at this time of year. BowerBird’s wife loved bright colours and shiny things, so Bower bird collected as many glittering objects as he could find to make their new home look pretty.

It was extremely lucky that Bower Bird came across a small silver spoon glinting in the sunlight, which somebody had probably lost while having a picnic beside the river. It was almost exactly what he was looking for. The teaspoon was a little bigger than he could comfortably fly, but he tried it anyway. Taking off into the sky was quite a struggle, but he did make a successful take-off. As it happened, the teaspoon was a little more complicated to fly with than the Bower Bird had hoped for. It slipped a little bit in the Bowerbirds claws. It was impossible to keep hold of. The small silver spoon dropped from the sky, spinning and twirling. Flashing and glinting in the sunlight.

The glinting of the falling spoon reflected in the sky like a falling star or even a sparkling diamond, Spinning and twisting downwards into the small clearing where Wally and his new friend were looking upwards. Wally shouted out loud, or maybe it was a scream of delight. Miss Wallaby saw it too; she shouted to Wally so loudly that Wally could easily have heard her, even if he had been back where the Owl was sitting in the tree.

“IT IS THE CHANCE!” Miss Wallaby and Wally looked at the chance with amazement. Neither had ever seen anything as beautiful.

DO YOU WANT TO SHARE IT WITH ME? asked Wally.

“Do you want to share it with me?” Asked Wally.

Niss Wallaby smiled and said, “We can build a beautiful place to keep it on the hill amongst t the rocks”.

Wallaby Gasped with delight. “I am a rock Wallaby.”

“So am I,” said little Miss Wallaby with a slight smile

It was quite a long time later that Owl called around to visit the Wallabies. The couple had built a beautiful home on the hill to keep their chance. When Owl called in to visit, they were not alone. Several little Wallabies were Hopping around.

The chance had been mounted on the main wall of their home. When Owl inspected it, he said

“This is the BEST CHANCE I have ever seen in the whole forest“.

THE END

Story by Pat Davis Illustrations By Siarhei H.

Do It Yourself Sheet Vinyl

A small educational and reference book (74 pages)

written by Pat Davis, a veteran floor layer. This small book offers the basic instruction and learning tools that any layer of domestic sheet vinyl to understand and practise. It also provides the basic techniques and methods that become the base that will progress to mastery of the trade.

The knowledge and understanding of the lessons taught will guide the reader beyond basic and elementary mistakes.

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The book illustrates some do-it-yourself teaching tools, easily made so that the reader can practise on scrap vinyl until perfection in successful cutting in of all and every odd angle.

The image below shows the area chosen. This Bathroom shower and laundry area Is every DIY sheet vinyl layers nightmare. It has all the problems of working in cramped areas.

Image left, Foolproof cutting

The photo above shows the writer standing on a folded piece of sheet vinyl.

The new felt-backed types of vinyl don’t scratch the paint on the wall and lay flat naturally when allowed to rest in place.

Advertising characters

Ready-made – full-size characters – posted fully painted, Or outline only (paint by numbers style)

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an ideal large poster to paste on the wall (advertising)

This fellow is around 6 feet tall and will attract attention to your business.

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The Indigenous Voice to Parliament

Australian indigenous people Have always been deprived of dignity. They rightfully reigned in land for millennia while feckless politicians kept dragging their feet. I have a good mind to grant them an authentic voice.

I shall give anyone in Australia with one full-blooded Aboriginal parent TWO VOTES (one local vote and one in any electorate)
I shall do this to rebalance the scales. This way, if a group of people dislike 12-year-olds locked away, they could add their vote to the PM’s electorate so that our leadership feels the heat of their political indecisiveness

A REAL INDIGENOUS VOICE

Whispers of good intentions from politicians in response to the Uluru Statement From The Heart finally revved up efforts to give Indigenous Australians an authentic voice in the laws that affect them.

A laudable proposal that comes on the back of a long litany of protests sparked by a steady stream of historical atrocities, which we, as Australians, are all too familiar with. Too long have they endured the machinations of intruders, disenfranchisers and their arrogant progeny. If we listen closely through the ages, We can hear the silent resentment of billions of souls.

People peacefully walked this land until the HMS Endeavour brought the harbingers of conquest, disease, and death to Silver Beach on Botany Bay one fateful April.The screams of the hundreds of thousands who fell during the frontier wars. The sobs of the silent generation, the defiant shouts of disgruntled activists, and the laments of countless inmates currently incarcerated on the back of an unjust legacy that has sadly dictated their fortunes.

Section 51 (xxxi) of the 1901 Australian constitution gave Parliament the power to make laws for the “acquisition of property on just terms”. From any person

This a rich irony considering our colonial history of enthusiastically doing the polar opposite. Australia was, after all, terra nullius (a territory without master) within the reckoning of the esteemed James Cook and Joseph Banks when they contemplated it from the coast 250 years ago. Cook and Banks’ reckoning was echoed in Section 127 of the same constitution, which stated:



“In reckoning, the numbers of the people of the Commonwealth, or of a State or other part of the Commonwealth, aboriginal natives shall not be counted.

Section 51 (xxvi) helped cement this grand injustice

By giving laws for “The people of any race, other than the aboriginal race in any State, for whom it is deemed necessary to make special laws”.

As we all know, the journey for constitutional recognition has been long and arduous, with Voting and the ability to be counted as part of the Australian population for constitutional purposes.

Voting came more than 60 years later with the passing of the Commonwealth Electoral Act in 1962 and the Constitution Alteration (Aboriginals) in 1967.

I am not writing this to avoid re-treading a history that we should be all too familiar with in great detail. Or provide a list of injustices that persist and that any right-thinking Australian should want to be finally put to rest so we can continue healing.

I am, however, here to address the ridiculous process of the upcoming Voice Referendum. Which I acknowledge did be with whispers of good intentions. But it has been drowned out and sculpted by the din of endless debate and bargaining.

With horse trading and compromise. To the point where the solution will inevitably be toothless. And too late when it eventually comes.

Lady Justice is usually pictured holding scales as a symbol of her duty to restore societal balance..

Skeleton Joke

THE SKELETON by Pat Davis.

A skeleton walked into the Pub. Slammed $10 on the bar and shouted, “Barman give me a beer and a mop”.

The Skeleton steadily drank the beer; he dutifully wiped the floor so it was fresh and cleanfresh and clean

The barman said. “Did that beer go down well?”

“Bloody brilliant mate,” The Skeleton said. “I was dying for a beer. But I got stuck in a 6 foot hole for a while and couldn’t get here”.

The Skeleton kept talking. “I have not been well lately. I feel stiff all over, and my joints are all seizing up, I am finding it bloody difficult to get around.”

“You are in luck,” said the barman. A chap in the lounge bar happens to be a surgeon, A doctor. You should wander into the Lounge bar and get an opinion.

“I will do that,” said the Skeleton and walked into the adjoining bar.

“Hello, Doc,” said the Skeleton. The Skeleton Then explained to the surgeon exactly what his problem was.

The surgeon told the Skeleton bluntly that he could not give consultation or treat just anybody who walked in off the street. He would be far better off making an appointment with his Local General Practitioner and getting a referral to a bone specialist.

“NO NO NO” shouted the Skeleton. He then became extremely persistent. “I need help NOW!”

“O.K.,” said the surgeon. “I can offer you some medical advice. What you need to do is call into the hardware shop on the other side of the street. Buy a can of CRC. That is a rust remover; it can loosen stiff joints, it’s also a lubricant. Just give your whole body a quick spray. A fine mist over your entire body and this will get you running again.”

This suggestion seemed to calm the skeleton, and he set off across the street to the hardware store.

A while later, the Skeleton burst his way back into the bar. “HELP ME!” he shouted. “I am rattling, shaking, my bones are all hanging loose. I cannot stand up properly.”

The surgeon shook his head in dismay. “I said a fine mist!

You stupid, stupid Skeleton. You have OVERDOSED”.

Escape from Fer2

A journal of a man’s struggle through truth, reality, hallucinations, dreams, and realizations.

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“Fasten your seatbelt! You’re about to travel through space and time. William finds himself on planet Fer2, having been sent through a wormhole to an interplanetary penal colony. Expecting the life of a prisoner, he is genuinely surprised to find that his new life is chock full of freedoms, discoveries and social dynamics. Fer2 is unlike planet Earth in every way. It has all the liveability of Earth but has its own communication systems and unimaginable dangers.

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As William makes his way across the new territory, his eyes are opened to fascinating characters, unusual societal rules and deep connections to those he meets. In this engaging science fiction, the reader is led through many aspects of astrophysics as William contemplates Dark Matter, wormhole travel and antimatter. William’s story is one of self-discovery as he learns to use his innate strengths. He has to filter out the background noise of this new environment and notice the more profound truth. Exploring the delicate balance between science and spirituality, William pushes himself to the brink where he must come to terms with his ultimate purpose. Touching on topics like status, friendship, religion and mental illness, Pat weaves together a creative sci-fi book that makes you question if your mind is playing tricks on you”.

1924 CITROEN MODEL C 5CV

         OWNED BY BOZI MOHACEK

The Surrey Vintage Vehicle Society
Brief History of this car                   

This car was purchased in England by Bozi Mohacek, the present owner, from a Surrey vintage car dealer in November 1983. The dealer had imported the car in September 1982 as part of a private collection of historic cars from a museum believed to have been in Holland. The car was dusty, brown and immobile and was immediately given the nickname of L’Escargot. Although the car was purchased and registered as being a 1921 Citroen Model C Cabriolet 5 CV, subsequent investigation of chassis and engine numbers established that the car was probably manufactured in June 1924, having the chassis number 37,600 and engine number V-A 38149.

Obviously, the car had been very well looked after during its earlier working life. All body and chassis parts were very ‘original’ and generally undamaged, and the bodywork was in very good, un-rusty condition. The car had been subsequently very well restored externally to be ‘dry stored’ as part of the Dutch collection. The restoration, however, had not extended to the chassis, engine and transmission, which all required quite a lot of work to make the car suitable for regular road use. The restoration took some nine months, and on completion, the car was registered for the first time in the UK with a ‘period’ unused Clackmannshire registration.

The first UK vintage car outing for the car and the owner was to the 6th International Citroen Car Clubs Rally meeting at Knebworth in England in August 1984, where it was suggested that the car should be entered into the Concours competition. Not knowing what ‘concours’ was, it was agreed. Eventually, to the owner’s great surprise, the car was awarded the Cup for the ‘Best Rear Drive Citroen’ at the Show, and the owner was awarded the ‘Certificate of Merit’ for the work done !! The Managing Director of Citroen France presented the prizes.

In view that the car still had on the dashboard the original ‘owner nameplate’ required during the 1920s by French law, it was known the car had at one time belonged to a Mr E Caurat, Controleur des Contributions Directes (Income Tax Inspector), at le Blanc in France. Early attempts to contact the Caurat Family were unsuccessful, and it was not until 1999 that a French car enthusiast resident in England succeeded in contacting a descendant, the daughter of the original owner.

The original owner, Emmanuel Caurat, had served in the First World War, where he was injured by poisoned gas and subsequently spent some time in hospital. He became a Tax Inspector in Yvetot in Normandy and later moved to Le Blanc. The Model C was probably purchased in Le Blanc, probably new, in 1924. The car was then a ‘military’ green with a black hood. It seems, however, that he did not keep the car very long because the daughter remembers as a child that they then purchased a bigger Citroen B2 4 seater, which her mother hated because of the frequent breakdowns. The Model C was sold to his brother Marcel sometime before 1929 because an aunt remembers that Marcel came to her wedding in 1929 in this car.

Marcel Caurat was also a Tax Inspector and lived in Bordeaux. The Model C, however, was kept in Limousin (Châteauponsac), where Marcel had a ‘hunting cottage’ and the Model C was used only to shoot. The car, still owned by Marcel, subsequently remained in Limousin, sharing the barn with a ‘Tilbury’ horse carriage and many other interesting historical items. The car was still there in 1972 when the original owner, Emmanuel Caurat, died, and it remained there for several more years. Marcel Caurat died in 1997, aged 95. The barn and its contents had been sold earlier, possibly as late as 1980. The history of the car between 1980 and 1983 is currently being investigated.

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