Pointless storyUnderstanding the crucial role of exercise in longevity, Bob was spurred into action when it was suggested that he walk ten miles daily.
He was told that ” commitment to this routine would undoubtedly make him fitter and significantly improve his health.”
THEY TOLD HIM, “Fit and healthy people live longer.”
Bob made a powerful resolution: ” I will walk ten miles every day.” This resolution, made with determination and hope, has led to well over a year of consistent daily walking.
Bob deserves credit for this unwavering commitment.
He set off on this day well over 12 months ago. He made the resolution and has been doing it every day for over a year, inspiring us all with his dedication.
It’s a journey of approximately infinite miles, a path he chose without revealing the direction.
He was last seen a few miles out of Julia Creek, pushing a pram filled with tins of baked beans, Singing, “2,769,983 Two million, Seven hundred a sixty-nine thousand, nine hundred and eighty-three Green Bottles Hanging on the wall.”
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY
Everyone should own their own Pointlessness.
Philosophy.