Elegance Grace and silliness

Three of my favorite things.  This painting by  Sherrie smith   hangs on the wall behind where I sit. The Artwork  supplies the Grace and Elegance.  I supply the Silliness

( Poem Below)

I read somewhere the Queen owns every British swan

 probably to stop the English eating every one

Swans are graceful elegant, quite tasty it would seem

but if you get caught eating one you will feel the wrath of Queen

For  recipes for cooking  Swan you must refer to Geese.

Don’t do it.   Less  your head gets chopped off   (just above the knees)