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An introduction to Aromat.
There are many breeds of dog. There are small’ tiny dogs like Chihuahuas. There are Big dogs like Great Danes, clever dogs like Collie dogs (Lassie) and silly fluffy useless dogs . .The strangest and most weirdest and wonderful dog breed in the whole wide world is the Farten Hound.
Aromat was a Farten Hound. F arten hounds were very much like other dog breeds except for one thing. . They could not Poo, and Aromat could not Poo. Whenever Aromat ate anything he simply got bigger, if he ate a meat pie, Aromat simply grew bigger by about the size of a meat pie. There was no limit,
If Aromat ate a cow he would grow to the size of a cow.
What was special about Aromat was that he could easily get smaller again by simply farting.
What was even more special was that all Farten Hounds have special Scent glands, It was quite easy for Ar0mat to use the scent gland in his bum to make the Fart smell like anything he wanted. He could fart with the smell of roses, or steak and kidney pie, or rotten onions, absolutely anything .
What was even more special than that was that Farten Hounds also has Colour Glands, this meant that when they farted they could do it in any colour they felt like. It could be a great big plume of red, or even a Grey smoke fart.
Aromat could fart bright blue – or if he concentrated very hard he could even fart yellow and green stripes.
What was most amazing thing of all was that Aromat could fart in tune. He could fart like a trumpet, or even the sound of a bird chirping in a tree. There were some people that said that if you could make a sound with your voice or a musical instrument or even with a stick banging on a drum . . Aromat could imitate it.